| CHARLIE
GIRL is our buff cocker spaniel. She was born January
11, 1996. Her interests are going for car rides, taking Pam for a walk,
watching Jayden and Gianna eat, and her all-time favorite activity: watching the cats
from the living room window. Her pet peeves (no pun intended) are baths and being put in a kennel. 
Her
Favorite Nicknames |
Her Favorite Links |
| text |
text |
text |
text |
| Chuckus |
Stinkmata |
Llams |
Cats
Are From Mars |
| Bubs |
Sludge |
Petite |
Petco |
| Shags |
Chucks |
Creech |
Dogdoo.com |
| Carlita |
Psychotica |
Pupcicle |
text |
| Poops |
Putch |
Moo |
Favorite Tricks |
| text |
text |
text |
Disappearing after
hearing the word "bath" |
Her Favorite Songs |
Taking
out all her toys and spreading them around the house within minutes of clean up |
| "Freak on a Leash" |
"Millions
of Peaches" |
Creating sculptures
such as "Poophenge," "The Leaning Turd of Pisa," and "Dairy Queen
Twist" |
"Party
of Five" theme |
text |
Covering an entire
room with one sneeze |
|
Leaping from the
back seat to the front seat |
|
I don't think anyone has any clue just how evil and vicious these creatures-from-hell are. Mommy thinks I just like to stare out our living room window for fun, but really I'm constantly protecting the house from these vile furballs. I'll never forget the time that Mommy told one of her friends that she thinks that I think I'm a cat myself. Just because I like to rub myself against the furniture, have my own set of whiskers (it's genetic!!!), and cough up hairballs occasionally doesn't mean anything. You couldn't pay me to go to a cat party; they're so stuck up. Though it would be nice to get out and socialize once in a while. Call me, Felix!!!
